Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?
― (I ask myself this all the time)


do rude people know they’re rude




jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers


Come at me, fuckboys!


reading the first question on a test

(Source: mexicanest)

  • Hair: How many wigs do you own?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many times have you heard something you wish you never had?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Do you/ have you self-harmed?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Breasts/chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Vagina/Penis: Have you been judged because of your gender?
  • Ass: Have you ever been sexually assaulted? If so, have you recovered and what is your advice for others in the same situation?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the Hell of it?
  • Toes: Do you like country music?